Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Official Introductions

By now you should have met the team, but to ensure no one feels slighted, here are some official introdcutions:

  1. Batting Lead Off: McCappo.  Also known as "Big Mark," "McMark," or occasionally "Madcap."  A consistent player who produces on a daily basis.  Known for his motivation and heart, he's traditionally clutch down the stretch.
  2. In the two hole: McGomez.  A jokester in the clubhouse, he rallies the team's spirits even during the worst losing streak.  He was a role player last year, but looks forward to filling in as an everyday player this year.
  3. The number three hitter: McKyle.  Known to be streaky, even in the biggest drought you have to keep him in the line up because of his potential for such huge games.  He's known to be a fan favorite (especially among the ladies).
  4. Batting Clean-up: McHoff.  An experienced veteran who brings stability to the clubhouse and helps mentor the younger players.  While he tends to be injury prone, he's indispensable to the team.

Now that you know the players, I have one piece of advice for opening day:

This game isn't for the feint of heart.  You need to be dedicated in all aspects.  We've added a "Daily Health Tips" gadget to help our fans stay healthy and let them keep playing down the stretch.  It's a long season, but to make it through and keep up your productivity it's important to train hard.

We're still working on compiling the stats, but that's it for now.

Stay Hungry,

McCappo

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