Mega McHoff Update

Greetings McBloggians!

I apologize in advance for my long absence from the blog. Anyways, this post will consist of three parts, for guess what??? Three McDonalds visits (the last is the best, so keep reading bitches!!)

Day 5: McNorth Campus has a McDonalds?

On a calm Friday afternoon, me and the McGirlfriend went on a date.

You may say, "McHoff, how can you keep up this McDonalds binge with a McGirlfriend?".

My response,"Tell her every McTrip is a date....and you're in the clear". Simple and Effective.

So, going to McDicks(name credit to McKunal) daily I have impressed this onto the girlfriend with amazing results. To the extent that on this Friday afternoon, she decided to treat me to a McDate. How sick is that?!? Not only am I winning free stuff, but I don't even have to buy medium waters...I can indulge in real food like Smoothies, Fries, and of course a few McDoubles.

So since she is treating she decides to take me to the classiest McDonalds in the McAnnArbor, the North Campus location. Just take a quick look at this beauty...

Exterior:

Interior:

People were even eating McNuggetinis (I am petitioning the crew to have some of these tonight)

Anyways, I digress...back to the story. We arrive at the North Campus McDonalds to find ourselves completely under dressed. Were the only poor schmucks in business casual attire. Needless to say we felt out of place enough to run to our car and hit the drive through instead. We then ordered our standard fare (no medium waters here, so although it was classy...we will not be returning) and like clockwork I went 0-fer. The McGirlfriend did get one very lucky piece. It was actually a 1/110 odds, so we were quite happy. The true McDonalopoly followers will know that this means she won a 3 month pogo subscription, but for those who need to polish up on their odds head on over to McCappo's great Price is Right Post.

Day 6: A late night surprise

This trip is surmised below:

Location: Home field, Stadium McDonald's

Time: 1am Saturday night

McLovers: McHoff, McCappo, Pinch hitter A, Designated Driver A (please McIndulge responsibly)

Transportation: 92' Subaru sedan (see figure below)

Order: Drive Through

Medium Waters: 12

Food items: 4 ( two McDoubles, one McChicken, one ten piece McNugget)

Summary: trip was an overall loss for everyone...no major winners. On the bright side, we got to drink lots of water.

Day 10: a briar in the wood

This trip is deserving of its own post for many reasons. Here is a preview of those reasons, stay tuned tonight for a full update:

• McHoff heats up
• (McHoff loves American workers)^-1...just think about it
• and....a tragic ending